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Post by The Nashville Hush on Mar 4, 2003 13:48:33 GMT -5
I go away for 3 days and I come back to this beautiful conversation....my faith is renewed.
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 4, 2003 18:13:39 GMT -5
I was looking and its not a certified beautiful peoples card....its a certified body inspector. Apparently I'm not such a great reader either.
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 4, 2003 18:25:46 GMT -5
Happy fat cosmic tuesday. Ah yes, my favorite time of the year, its ok to be all fat and weigh 400 pounds. I mean, uh...umm..
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Post by Sean Jordan on Mar 5, 2003 11:18:34 GMT -5
You should read "Good In Bed" by Jennifer Weiner. It's all about a "plus size woman", and a failed relationship that throws her life into hilarious turmoil. Really though, it is an excellent book. Very well written, very entertaining.
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 5, 2003 20:09:21 GMT -5
Plus size woman? What would i have in common with that girl?? I'm a petite 500 pounder. MMMMMMMMM I looooooove eating....people, large animals, houses etc.
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Post by m36 on Mar 5, 2003 20:46:39 GMT -5
Y'all are bad but the book sounds good.
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 9, 2003 1:20:21 GMT -5
So its pretty late and I'm REALLY bored, so I think for a little while I'm just going to post random things so I can have more stars.
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 9, 2003 1:25:20 GMT -5
I'll start by telling a little about myself. I'm not really an alcoholic and I'm not really slutty. I think its fun to say the random things that pop into my head, they're usually pretty off the wall and it freaks people out sometimes(which is funny).
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 9, 2003 1:26:31 GMT -5
I'm very clumsy and stupid crap happens to me all the time, there are tons of times that stuff happens that could only happen to me....
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 9, 2003 1:35:44 GMT -5
For example, I had a bubble gum incident today. Last night I went to the movies and apparently someone threw their used gum on the floor and I put my purse in it (i didn't notice last night though). Anyway, today at work i was finishing up some paperwork and I had moved my purse to my chair for some reason. It ended up hurting my butt (I was sitting on my cell phone) so I decided to move it to the floor. I reached back to grab the strap and felt something stringy and sticky, so I stand up and turn around and look behind me only to find gum stuck to my purse, my chair, and now my butt. I'm really weird about germs and stuff so i start freaking out and swinging my arms all around trying to get the gum off of me....
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 9, 2003 1:40:16 GMT -5
Apparently swinging my arms around like a spastic monkey on crack wasn't such a good idea. By the time I was finished freaking out I had gum all over my desk, all over my purse, more on the chair, and I was now wrapped up in it. The next 45 minutes or so were spent trying to clean up this horrible disgusting mess. I couldn't remember what got gum off of things other than an icecube....
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 9, 2003 1:43:20 GMT -5
I use the icecube the freeze the gum or whatever it is supposed to do and it eventually gets pretty cleaned up. So I get some windex and some disinfectant stuff and spray my chair down and my desk and everything else, and I'm feeling pretty good about the sanitation of my office now, so its finally time to relax for a minute before I leave....
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 9, 2003 1:47:05 GMT -5
Well, me being the genius that I am decides that it would be really cool to sit in the chair I just cleaned. only to get my ass soaking wet from the icecube, windex, etc. By the time it was time for me to walk out the door I looked like I had wet my pants and pooed some blue gum poo. Ah, a day in the life of Lindsey.
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Mar 9, 2003 1:50:07 GMT -5
I have stories like this dating back to when I was a wee little lad or laddie, whichever it is. This is actually one of the least stupid things that have happened to me. Most of my stories end up with me running into random objects(including, but not limited to a fire alarm on a wall) and hurting myself. I'll probably end up getting bored another night and posting those dumb things.
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Post by the mother tucker on Mar 10, 2003 2:36:02 GMT -5
all of that posting and yep, still a lameface
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