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Post by the dude on Jul 26, 2003 17:38:08 GMT -5
i never heard of smurfberry crunch. but. about smurfs. those guys are commies, man. ok. here's the evidence:
1. They have one totalitarian leader who wears red
2. They're all equal in status and have to conform and always must do things for the better of the group rather than for the individual
3. Why does Gargamel want smurfs? Because they turn into gold! Gargamel is capitalism, and he's trying to contain, and eventually eliminate, communism to make the world a wealthier place for the free market.
sounds like commies to me...
'Le pantalon rouge c'est la France'
-a french commander
(it reads 'The red pants are France'....questions about significance? ask me!!)
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Satan
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I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN
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Post by Satan on Jul 26, 2003 17:41:36 GMT -5
smurfberry crunch? eh? sounds scaary.... Yeah, i am sticking to frosted flakes man. Even though Tony the tiger is a Crack addicted Transvestite who came to america from Transalvania in 1952 and lived in Kelogg's dungeon for 25 years....Poor tony.... *cries for tony*
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Satan
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Post by Satan on Jul 26, 2003 17:43:57 GMT -5
cookie crisp was one of my favorite cereals as a child. i mean, what can be better? it's chocolate chip cookies already inside the milk! no dipping involved!! plus, you eat them in bulk. it's genius... ...My mom wouldn't let us get cookie crisp...and she wonders why i turned out the way i did.... |
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Post by poorbox on Jul 26, 2003 18:22:43 GMT -5
<sigh> too you to know Smurfberry Crunch...
Smurfberry crunch was like ... Captain Crunch cereal with red and blue SMURFBERRIES (some flavor puffs) in it ... sooooo good.
Smurf turn into gold? I thought Gargamel was always trying to make smurf stew or something ...
Smurfs do display communist traits... but they are more marxist, and pure communism, rather than real world communism which is corrupt by human desires and emotions .... but alas, Smurfs are not humans, therefore, communism isnt such a bad idea for them... cheers..
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Post by the dude on Jul 27, 2003 13:34:41 GMT -5
don't get me started on that thing they call 'communism' in the real world. i'll go on and on and on and on and on and on and...well...you get the picture. but aren't those 'smurfberries' called 'crunchberries'? cuz i remember captain crunch having crunchberries.
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Post by the dude on Jul 27, 2003 13:37:14 GMT -5
Smurf turn into gold? I thought Gargamel was always trying to make smurf stew or something ... no, my friend. that was later on. originally he wanted gold. then, somehow, they got to be tastey, too. but in the original smurf season, it was all about him getting them to make gold. and what's up with Smurffette being the only female smurf? she must be a biiiiiiiiiiig slut. or something. also. the word smurf seems like a placement word for profanity. such as, 'smurf you, you dirty smurf!' or 'holy smurf! that's one big smurfy smurf!' quote of the day: 'and why i'm in the dress....God only knows' -James Iha |
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Post by the dude on Jul 28, 2003 10:55:47 GMT -5
hullo, today is July the 28th. beautiful day. i won't be on other than this post (and maybe a few more this morning) due to a wonderful event. i'm about to go jam with one of my childhood best friends. that's right. and it turns out he's in one of the bands with brand new amps i'm playing with on September 7th @ the High Note Lounge & Café/Rockin Horse (which i hope some of you could attend). So i'm in a good mood. and now, i leave you with a quote:
'well it took a lot of work to be the ass that i am, but i'm real damn sure that anyone can equally easily f*@% you over-er-er-er.'
-modest mouse
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Post by m36 on Jul 28, 2003 12:19:14 GMT -5
<sigh> too you to know Smurfberry Crunch... Smurfberry crunch was like ... Captain Crunch cereal with red and blue SMURFBERRIES (some flavor puffs) in it ... sooooo good. Smurf turn into gold? I thought Gargamel was always trying to make smurf stew or something ... Smurfs do display communist traits... but they are more marxist, and pure communism, rather than real world communism which is corrupt by human desires and emotions .... but alas, Smurfs are not humans, therefore, communism isnt such a bad idea for them... cheers..
Cookie Crisp and Frankenberry together in one bowl. With perhaps a Frosted Flake chaser on the side. I am totally serious, after this debauchery we would literally be flying around the house like two escaped birds at the zoo. Ahhhhhh the non-stop sugar of my childhood... ;D..... |
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Post by poorbox on Jul 29, 2003 8:56:52 GMT -5
Junk food and sugar packed cereal are essential products for the growing child.... Without them, your children will be whimpy and disliked by all of their friends.
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Post by helloimage on Jul 29, 2003 12:13:02 GMT -5
aww...like the weiners when they were little. but it's ok because we like them now.
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Post by the dude on Jul 30, 2003 11:06:03 GMT -5
ahh, crap! i missed a day. my band's playing open mic night tonight at a place called Liquid 360, so we've been working hard to not suck. if we do well tonight, we'll get our own full hour to play (woohoo!). there's my explaination for not being able to post yesterday. ok. so i'm back. and yes....boy do i love cereal. i'm too lazy to go get mine at the current moment (it's, of course, Fruity Pebbles for my non-healthy and Cinnimon Life for my healthy), so i'm crunching down on some Traditional ChexMix. :: crunch :: yum.....i do luv chex mix. anyWHO. i can't say i've ever had chocula, frankenberry, or booberry. i feel so deprived. i'ma get those next grocery store run.
quote of the day:
'um....i'll get back to that. i gotta go.'
-the dude
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Post by m36 on Jul 31, 2003 10:47:45 GMT -5
Dude! You have not lived until you've eaten a bowl of fffffffffffffffffffffffffFrankenberry! Go get some YUM!
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Post by the dude on Aug 1, 2003 13:31:55 GMT -5
hullo. dude speaking. wednesday night went rather well. we now have random, scattered, drunken fans, who are gonna come back and hear us when we play at the High Note Lounge & Café downtown! so hell yeah for that. and yes...next grocery store run i will get some Frankenberry. but....what kind of berry is it? i'm not to fond of some kinds of berries....and i've heard that booberry, though he always gets the shaft, is the best of the three. but whatever. i'll try franken berry first. and now for the quote for the day:
'One day, I'm gonna die with a Twinkie in my hand. I'm just gonna take a bite, and then fall over dead.'
-Billy Corgan
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Post by the dude on Aug 3, 2003 14:07:39 GMT -5
woohoo! 2 days since the dude updated. i'm falling out of my schedule, but then again, i'm almost never home...anywho! who in this forum likes jones soda? if so...which flavor? i like green apple...i also collect the bottles. cuz of the pictures. yay. but yeah. is it just me, or has the forum kinda gone dead? there's not as many posts as there used to be. let's get back into it, fellas!!
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Post by the dude on Aug 4, 2003 11:25:24 GMT -5
well. because i forgota quote for the day, i'm gonna write a whole new thread! yay! okie dokie. so i finally purchased 'the big labowski' so i don't have to watch my brother's all the time. i loooooooooove that movie. anywho. i'm bored. and it's about 11:15 in the AM. someone help me...
quote for the day:
'he peed on my f*@%ing rug....'
-the dude, 'the big labowski'
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