Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 0:06:35 GMT -5
Who first figured uot farts were flamable?
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Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
Posts: 144
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 0:08:28 GMT -5
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
Posts: 144
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 0:11:14 GMT -5
What if aliens landed but only wanted to talk to cellery?
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Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
Posts: 144
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 0:14:55 GMT -5
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
So i think ... i ran out of fingers
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Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
Posts: 144
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 0:18:03 GMT -5
i guess i have to go to sleep now
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Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
Posts: 144
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 0:18:18 GMT -5
I'll work on my 4 stars later
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Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
Posts: 144
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 0:24:18 GMT -5
... and 4!
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Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
Posts: 144
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 0:24:32 GMT -5
nope
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Post by m36 on Feb 4, 2003 12:43:44 GMT -5
Well congrats on the 3 stars....you shouldn't belittle your accomplishments. 3 stars is great! I don't know about anybody else but the minute I see a DO NOT ENTER sign I want to enter right away.
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Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
Posts: 144
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 15:20:32 GMT -5
Thta's easy for you to say .. you have .. oh , now i forgot ... but more than 3 stars. Plus elephants have big butts .. so the need bigger tails.
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Taco
full-on weiner
Mayoustardayonaise is GREAT!!!
Posts: 144
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Post by Taco on Feb 4, 2003 15:21:41 GMT -5
wait a minute .... did you read ALL my ramblings? Towards the end there i didn't expect anyone to read that stuff. Just wondering.
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Post by Sean Jordan on Feb 4, 2003 16:53:57 GMT -5
Ok, in the TREMENDOUS PILE OF CRAP, there were a few amusing things.
Ok, less than a few.
"I think the US Government should make Martha Stewart and McGiver have a baby."
That was funny as hell!
This was funnier:
"I watched some little british bastards make a stupid wall out of flat rocks with thir dad "
I am now hijacking this topic for my own post-padding purposes. (And daring feats of alliteration like the previous sentence.)
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Post by Sean Jordan on Feb 4, 2003 16:57:00 GMT -5
Feable Weiner Haiku
By Sean Jordan
Ben has no penis
Rubber hose will have to do
Caldwell will make it
They rock and they roll
They make the coolest noises
Brontosaurus pie
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Post by Sean Jordan on Feb 4, 2003 16:57:47 GMT -5
This is too damn tedious.
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Post by Sean Jordan on Feb 4, 2003 16:58:35 GMT -5
Is "crunk" a verb or an adjective? Can someone use it in a sentence so I can figure it out.
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