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Post by Republican on Feb 12, 2003 2:19:05 GMT -5
Hello,
My name cannot be revealed, but I would like to ask how I might get in touch with Feable Weiner so that I might ask them if they would like to perform at the next Republican Convention. It will be held in Nashville, Tn and the dates are TBA at this moment. Money is not an object here. We will pay and pay dearly.
A lot of Congressman and women have heard the album Dear Hot Chick and it is being played as I type in a Senator's private post-party depression. The President has asked me if he could borrow my copy, but I told him I lost it. Rumor has it that the U.N. Inspectors play it on their walkmans while inspecting weapons of mass destruction and when war comes we, Congress, are going to try to get each American soldier a copy of his/her own to take with them.
So someone please let me know how to get a hold of Feable Weiner or I fear we will lose the war. Or worse, our lust for life.
Thanks for your votes!
A Congressman
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Post by Sean Jordan on Feb 12, 2003 2:43:05 GMT -5
Funny.
Actually, 50% of Feable Weiner has played in a rock band that received actual Presidential recognition for their work with the National Park Service in Washington D.C. (I was 25% of the recognized band.)
Maybe I'll drop Bill C. a line and see what he thinks.
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Post by Republican on Feb 12, 2003 15:44:41 GMT -5
Sean,
I would appreciate that very much. I just got word that the First Lady is quite partial to the song "Catalyst" and is thinking about making it the theme of her illiteracy campaign.
A congressman
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Post by the mother tucker on Feb 12, 2003 18:32:16 GMT -5
boo on the republican convention...boo
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Post by Sean Jordan on Feb 12, 2003 23:18:33 GMT -5
STAND BACK, I'LL FLIP THE BURGERS WITH MY PENIS!  |
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Post by The Nashville Hush on Feb 13, 2003 0:09:37 GMT -5
Yay, Republican Convention, YAY!
although this thread is f'ed up!
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Post by helloimage on Feb 13, 2003 1:03:43 GMT -5
I just got word that the First Lady is quite partial to the song "Catalyst" and is thinking about making it the theme of her illiteracy campaign. you know, there's only one way to stop illiteracy. you gotta. you gotta. you gotta. you gottaaaaaaaaaaa. you gotta. you gotta. you gotta. you gotta.... |
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Post by Stinkyronnie on Feb 13, 2003 14:41:22 GMT -5
read read read read read read you gotta rad read read read read read read you gotta read read read read read read read you gotta you gotta you gotta read read read read read read, etc. I think you get the point
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Post by m36 on Feb 13, 2003 23:31:34 GMT -5
Congress?? Senate?? Will the strangeness on this board never end? Please say it will never end..... 
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Post by Republican on Feb 14, 2003 0:29:16 GMT -5
Dear People,
You corrected me quite nicely. Laura Bush's favorite Feable Weiner song is "catalyst", but she is in fact pushing for "strawberry debutante" to be the theme of her illiteracy campaign.
Tucker, would you like a couple of passes to the convention to see what the Republican post-party depression is really about? I think you'd agree with our views on many things.
a congressman
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Post by helloimage on Feb 14, 2003 13:53:54 GMT -5
dear congressman,
i don't mean to be contradictory but i heard Laura Bush's favorite weiner song was Handjabs. in fact, i also heard she is trying to get W to use as his platform "HJs for America: just give it a tight squeeze in times like these." i think she wants to help W to relax the public into thinking war with Iraq is ok and that somehow HJs are the answer. it all seems pretty silly to me though. what is your opinion mr. congressman?? is manual stimulation the answer to all of our country's problems??
kelly, registered voter
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Post by The Nashville Hush on Feb 14, 2003 16:20:00 GMT -5
HelloImage,
There is a staff member working on finding out if what you have heard is true or not. I will get back to you ASAP with a response.
a congressman
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Post by m36 on Feb 14, 2003 20:33:34 GMT -5
You of all people should know the answer that CW........ 
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Post by Stinkyronnie on Feb 14, 2003 20:54:09 GMT -5
"HJs for America: just give it a tight squeeze in times like these." that's so funny.... back home in VA, there's a town about 30 minutes north of my hometown called Tight Squeeze!! I've got a couple of frieds from out there... hilarious |
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Post by Sean Jordan on Feb 15, 2003 0:21:34 GMT -5
OHMIGOSH! SMALL WORLD!
I've driven by Tight Squeeze DOZENS of times!
It's on Rt. 29, just north of Danville, right?
One of my best friends in motorcycle racing own a team called Tight Squeeze Racing. (Sometimes in racing, we race so closely that we touch or lean on other bikes...and sometimes you get sandwiched between two bikes and have to squeeze through.)
Where are you from?!
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