Help

[Anna]

I need help with my hw...i hate math and i don't get it...what is 548 x 49 to the 5th power? and what is 5 x 7-a x 2 + b if a equals 4 and b equals 8?

[Anna]

you know what else bugs me about school? we have to collect 200 cans by march, for no reason...and i have to collect 400, since my friend doesn't drink can drinks...Josh im going to need your help, save up all the cans you drink on tour, put them in a bag, then give them to me when you come down here in november :-D that would be just great..

[Mamma Cass]

for the 5th power one... get a good calculator.. wal mart is ur savior on this one...
and 5 x 7-(4) x 2+(8).... do the addition and subtraction parts first
5 x (7-4) x (2 + 8)
5 x 3 x 10
15 x 10
150

cassidy- tutor of math.. and supa nerd

[m36]

Ok I am in awe!!! That was awesome Cassidy!!! Superficial?? Naaaahahhhhhh

[wepeel]

I could have done that...

[Sean Jordan]

Ok, here's what I need help with.

If the second electron orbital of a hydrogen atom is subject to discreet quanta x[/], and causes a stimulated emission of 2 photons, how many licks will it take to get to the center of your average FW fan?

[YourGirlfriend]

*blink*

[jakobdorof]

Sean said:

If the second electron orbital of a hydrogen atom is subject to discreet quanta x[/], and causes a stimulated emission of 2 photons, how many licks will it take to get to the center of your average FW fan?

Not enough.

Scary fact: trying to figure out how many licks to the center of the tootsie pop really exist is dangerous. If you do it for a while, the lollipop's rough surface will make tiny little cuts on your tongue and everything will taste like blood for a little while.

[YourGirlfriend]

JakobDorof said:

Scary fact: trying to figure out how many licks to the center of the tootsie pop really exist is dangerous.

Some university did it.

Tax dollars hard at work![

[jakobdorof]

Well, that's what I heard off the Internet. And if it's published in some form or another, it has to be true.

Those scholars must have tongues of steel.

[YourGirlfriend]

I actually think the did it with some sort of machine, not their tongues.

[wepeel]

Sean said:

Ok, here's what I need help with.

If the second electron orbital of a hydrogen atom is subject to discreet quanta x, and causes a stimulated emission of 2 photons, how many licks will it take to get to the center of your average FW fan?

If I'm anything like an average Weinerhead, 12.

[Steffers]

AHahahaha! Wow.. What frightens me is that Sean Jordan sounds legitimately intelligent.. Who else would know about electron orbitals and quanta?

[the mother tucker]

Don't let him fool you. Actually, Sean is legitimately intelligent...so be afraid, be very afraid.

[m36]

3

I thought everyone knew that....