JackBreech
lameface
There is no mistaking, there is no other.
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Post by JackBreech on Aug 28, 2003 19:04:57 GMT -5
You know,
There is alot to be said for drunken sex. Hell there is alot to be said about sex. This post, for all who are in the know, is not only a post, but a contest. "What's the best story that involves: drinking, sex, and Weiners?" Who out there, had sex while at Feable Weiner show, in the bathroom, drunk, listening to Feable Weiner while drinking, then sex, again? You get the picture? Good I thought you did. So whoever has the best story by the end of the Why Don't You Change YOUR Name tour, gets the prize. Prize you say? Say.
Oh and hello. I'm Jack, I'm new, and I'm always glad to meet me.
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Post by Atomic Cheeser on Aug 28, 2003 19:17:13 GMT -5
OK, with a post like that you are officially gnarly.
I can't believe the others haven't attacked the questions and the contest with vigor!
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Aug 28, 2003 22:06:33 GMT -5
Ummmm...Does drunken sex with yourself count?
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Post by Stinkyronnie on Aug 29, 2003 12:24:22 GMT -5
I hope so
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Post by m36 on Aug 29, 2003 15:40:57 GMT -5
Hmmmm well hello and welcome Jack. Hope you have fun here but, really with that first post I'm sure you will.
Now the regulars know my theory about constantly having to talk about sex.....
So anyway what's the prize? 
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Post by jakobdorof on Aug 29, 2003 19:21:32 GMT -5
The prize? Perhaps an STD test. Jack, you are now officially the board's number one sleaze. Congratulations...kind of.
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Aug 30, 2003 13:48:32 GMT -5
awwww....but I wanted to be the board's number one sleaze, I've been working so hard.  |
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Post by Janetalias at work on Aug 30, 2003 19:52:46 GMT -5
You should be dubbed the board's number one sleaze, because you're cheap like our mom's.
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Post by jakobdorof on Aug 30, 2003 20:09:59 GMT -5
I think Jack and Cheap should have a huge one-on-one sleaze off brawl to determine who really is number one.
In a battle for ultimate sleaziness on the FW BBS between Jack Breech and Cheaplikeyourmom...there could only be one.
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deviltailz
lameface
btfu, fw is mine, mmmmkthnx
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Post by deviltailz on Aug 30, 2003 22:25:14 GMT -5
I'd pay to see that!...Wow, ya'll have too much time on your hands!  |
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JackBreech
lameface
There is no mistaking, there is no other.
Posts: 2
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Post by JackBreech on Aug 31, 2003 1:30:26 GMT -5
STD? That's good..... good wit. Quite a quip buddy. If you don't know the prize, you have missed the contest all together. Number one sleaze? Shit, sleaze is just the beginning....
Now ladies, don't think that sex makes YOU a sleaze. Don't be afraid to express your words here also. It's a shame to supress your exploits just because of your gender... Let's hear about you conquers. Break free and MAKE some stories. If I can find a story from a male and female both telling the opposite side of the same story, I'll double the prize.
Keep trying,
Jack
Oh yes, I accept yours and all your challenges...
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Post by wepeel on Aug 31, 2003 13:37:28 GMT -5
Hey, Jack, I once did it with your mom and she had a feable weiner. It was weird.
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Post by m36 on Sept 7, 2003 8:57:47 GMT -5
Hey, Jack, I once did it with your mom and she had a feable weiner. It was weird.
Jack I think you're kind of cool in a creepy kind of way. I can't figure you out.
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Sept 11, 2003 19:31:46 GMT -5
I'm a little late because I've been busy sleeping around...with your moms, but I'm definitely back now and ready to fight..for my right....to be sluuuuuuuuttttty. ok sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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RissyCakes
full-on weiner
i have respect for beer
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Post by RissyCakes on Sept 13, 2003 9:45:27 GMT -5
since i don't know either of you's guys, my vote for board-slut goes to CW because he's classy, sassy, and also...he likes the ladies.
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