Bad Ass

the mother tucker catalyst The Hard-Boiled Virgin...or...The Foolish Virgin? Posts: 2,512	Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 3:49:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by the mother tucker on Dec 12, 2003 3:49:31 GMT -5 Everyone loves Tucker!
	My uncle Toby would never offer to answer this by any other kind of argument, than that of whistling half a dozen bars of Lillabullero.

BadAss
lameface

Posts: 8

Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 3:53:51 GMT -5

Quote

Post by BadAss on Dec 12, 2003 3:53:51 GMT -5

Cherryhead, your best friends and you worst enemies are the ones that are the most decieving. Trust me. I've learned the hard way. Plus, I'm a bad ass.

(somebody kill that smiley)

Your best friends know all of your weaknesses better than anybody else. Your worst enemy knows nowhere near as much about your weaknesses as your best friend. Hence, you have nothing to lose from your worst enemy. You might, however, have a best-friend-turned-worst enemy. This is something to seriously TEXT fearing. Don't fear them though, just outsmart them.

If someone was really your enemy, they wouldn't tell you that you look terrible just to piss you off. It would be too obvious. He or she would know that you don't trust him/her. This is all assuming that your enemy is decently smart. If not, then they're not worthy of being called an enemy. An ignorant person means nothing.

I like you, Cherryhead. You're a valiant girl. That says a bit for you.

Keep looking up, Wepeel.

Love,
BadAss

BadAss lameface Posts: 8	Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 3:58:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BadAss on Dec 12, 2003 3:58:29 GMT -5 Tucker, I bet you know how to take care of a guy. You seem 'with it.' If you were to go on the road with a band, would you help carry their gear? Love, Bad Ass

Sexy Shannon catalyst Mandy, suck my balls. Posts: 1,772	Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 4:14:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sexy Shannon on Dec 12, 2003 4:14:30 GMT -5 BadAss said: Tucker, I bet you know how to take care of a guy. You seem 'with it.' If you were to go on the road with a band, would you help carry their gear? Love, Bad Ass I definitely know who you are now.
	Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity! FUCK the mods. Fuck them in the goat ass!

The Nashville Hush catalyst Never forget where those matches come from! Posts: 2,088	Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 4:29:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Nashville Hush on Dec 12, 2003 4:29:17 GMT -5 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
	Why could Hellen Keller not drive?

Cheaplikeyourmum
catalyst

My kid are smart!

Posts: 2,647

Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 7:35:00 GMT -5

Quote

Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Dec 12, 2003 7:35:00 GMT -5

BadAss said:

Hello again.

Cheaplikeyourmom, instead of reciting a song to me, you should just send me a legally obtained MP3, and then you wouldn't be rippng anyone off. It would be way more personal. Watch your comma's, top gun.

I TOTALLY just made that song up. MP3s are gay, I'll just send you the CD when I record that brand new song that I just made up.

Shhhhaaamm....sssshhhhaaaaammmm....shhaammpppooooo....OH! It says shampoo!!

larissa
weiner-rocker

makin' people feel inadequate one day at a time

Posts: 921

Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 11:08:59 GMT -5

Quote

Post by larissa on Dec 12, 2003 11:08:59 GMT -5

BadAss said:

Cherryhead, your best friends and you worst enemies are the ones that are the most decieving.

oops

Don't even try to blame that one on a typo BadAss because I'll know it's just a lame excuse for carelessness.

Love,
Larissa

sanity is overrated

Stinkyronnie weiner-rocker I am dead to you! Posts: 858	Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 14:35:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stinkyronnie on Dec 12, 2003 14:35:56 GMT -5 the said: Everyone loves Tucker! it's true

Mandy weiner-rocker Shannon has wrinkly, old balls. Posts: 737	Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 15:34:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mandy on Dec 12, 2003 15:34:39 GMT -5 BadAss said: Cherryhead, your best friends and you worst enemies are the ones that are the most decieving Don't let my secret out, damnit!
	If it's illegal to rock 'n' roll, throw my ass in jail.

the mother tucker catalyst The Hard-Boiled Virgin...or...The Foolish Virgin? Posts: 2,512	Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 16:09:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by the mother tucker on Dec 12, 2003 16:09:23 GMT -5 BadAss said: Tucker, I bet you know how to take care of a guy. You seem 'with it.' Oh, I'm REAL 'with it'.
	My uncle Toby would never offer to answer this by any other kind of argument, than that of whistling half a dozen bars of Lillabullero.

Mandy weiner-rocker Shannon has wrinkly, old balls. Posts: 737	Bad Ass Dec 12, 2003 16:34:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mandy on Dec 12, 2003 16:34:38 GMT -5 Yeah, this thread is really weird.
	If it's illegal to rock 'n' roll, throw my ass in jail.

m36
catalyst

Kissy Kissy bang bang- Everything goes......

Posts: 3,599

Bad Ass Dec 15, 2003 13:06:44 GMT -5

Quote

Post by m36 on Dec 15, 2003 13:06:44 GMT -5

Ya know just when I think there is a new and interesting person who has joined the board they go and say something that only a long time reader/member would know.

Is it that hard to keep up the charade?
Well anyway WELCOME BadAss! I hope you post often and have fun here.

make lots of enemies

This board cracks me up.. And sometimes makes me vomit.. But it's all in good fun!-steff
yeah because if you make a weiner ashtray, you can stick your butt in the weiner instead of..oh nevermind.-tink
Sometimes "ass" shows up as "big poon" and p u s s y is still "tuna reef"-cass mcslutbag

the mother tucker catalyst The Hard-Boiled Virgin...or...The Foolish Virgin? Posts: 2,512	Bad Ass Dec 15, 2003 14:14:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by the mother tucker on Dec 15, 2003 14:14:27 GMT -5 Yeah, and if you are just going to disappear like that B.A...I'm never going to carry your gear, but everyone will still love me.
	Last Edit: Dec 15, 2003 14:14:46 GMT -5 by the mother tucker My uncle Toby would never offer to answer this by any other kind of argument, than that of whistling half a dozen bars of Lillabullero.

Sean Jordan catalyst Shoryuken! Posts: 1,280	Bad Ass Dec 16, 2003 14:09:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sean Jordan on Dec 16, 2003 14:09:02 GMT -5 BadAss said: This is something to seriously TEXT fearing. Wow, that was "badass" usage of the italics function...
	Io non sono Tedesco.

the mother tucker catalyst The Hard-Boiled Virgin...or...The Foolish Virgin? Posts: 2,512	Bad Ass Dec 16, 2003 15:06:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by the mother tucker on Dec 16, 2003 15:06:48 GMT -5 Sean is #1! By the way, I don't have your ipod.
	My uncle Toby would never offer to answer this by any other kind of argument, than that of whistling half a dozen bars of Lillabullero.

Post by the mother tucker on Dec 12, 2003 3:49:31 GMT -5

Post by BadAss on Dec 12, 2003 3:53:51 GMT -5

Post by BadAss on Dec 12, 2003 3:58:29 GMT -5

Post by Sexy Shannon on Dec 12, 2003 4:14:30 GMT -5

Post by The Nashville Hush on Dec 12, 2003 4:29:17 GMT -5

Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Dec 12, 2003 7:35:00 GMT -5

Post by larissa on Dec 12, 2003 11:08:59 GMT -5

Post by Stinkyronnie on Dec 12, 2003 14:35:56 GMT -5

Post by Mandy on Dec 12, 2003 15:34:39 GMT -5

Post by the mother tucker on Dec 12, 2003 16:09:23 GMT -5

Post by Mandy on Dec 12, 2003 16:34:38 GMT -5

Post by m36 on Dec 15, 2003 13:06:44 GMT -5

Post by the mother tucker on Dec 15, 2003 14:14:27 GMT -5

Post by Sean Jordan on Dec 16, 2003 14:09:02 GMT -5

Post by the mother tucker on Dec 16, 2003 15:06:48 GMT -5

Quick Reply