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Post by wepeel on Mar 15, 2005 14:32:44 GMT -5
heh, heh... you're gonna bone the chicken.
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Post by luvurfeableweiners on Mar 15, 2005 18:43:59 GMT -5
insert a cube mesh inside (i presume) a chickens womb. then when the poor bird cant shit it out and, you have to operate on the chicken by breaking its neck, gutting and boning it and removing the "square egg" just before putting it in a pre-overheated in hell oven at gas mark 5. moz well if thats how you do it, thats for telling, I will go and try it now!! |
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Post by FourtyFour on Mar 15, 2005 19:05:57 GMT -5
eww u gross
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Post by Mamma Cass on Mar 17, 2005 3:15:47 GMT -5
Fact: One time I was hit on by a queen... it was at The Rocky Horror Picture Show... Fact: This is my dream.... I love men in makeup |
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Post by SuperTashaWeiner on Mar 19, 2005 6:18:27 GMT -5
Fact: It used to be illegal for people to eat mince pies on the 25th of december in england......
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Post by Moz on Apr 3, 2005 9:46:45 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure in lincoln it is legal to kill a scotsman after midnight...but at what time does it become breaking the law again?  only smarties have the answer |
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Apr 3, 2005 15:26:47 GMT -5
Fact: I may or may not try that one day, just depends what kind of mood I'm in. ' Fact: If you do this and leave it in long enough it will ruin your microwave. Also, Chick-fil-a has metal on the insides of their sandwich things so it's not smart heat those up via microwave. |
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Post by Scott on Apr 3, 2005 17:03:08 GMT -5
UK Facts: - In Chester, UK you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
- In Liverpool, UK it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
- In the UK it is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks
- In the UK it is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
And now some US facts - Arcadia, CA : Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
- Palm Springs, CA: It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
- Arkansas : teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
- Memphis, TN: It is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
- Oneida, TN: An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."
And now some random international facts: - Finland : Taxi drivers must pay royalties if they play music in their cars for paying customers.
- Israel : Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the murder of said pig.
- Beijing, China : Drivers of power-driven vehicles who stop at pedestrian crossings are liable to a fine of up to five yuan, or a warning. -Article 40 of the Beijing Traffic Laws.
- Morocco: Anyone in company with someone who possesses narcotics, even if they are unaware that their companion has them, can be tried for the same crime.
- Germany : Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.
LOL. How i love www.dumblaws.com. Check www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?sid=&a=top25 for the funniest. |
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Post by *shifty eyes* on Apr 3, 2005 19:05:40 GMT -5
yeah........one day I went out and a man got in front of my 4wheel drive big ole blazer waving around a silly red flag and I ran his ass over.........he never did it again.........thats how women revolutionized the south right there  |
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Post by *shifty eyes* on Apr 3, 2005 19:08:35 GMT -5
insert a cube mesh inside (i presume) a chickens womb. then when the poor bird cant shit it out and, you have to operate on the chicken by breaking its neck, gutting and boning it and removing the "square egg" just before putting it in a pre-overheated in hell oven at gas mark 5. moz damn dude! how long did it take you to come up with that story? :-/its worse than when Herb ate my chicken friend who only wanted to cross the road.......you guys are relentless |
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Post by luvurfeableweiners on Apr 3, 2005 20:28:42 GMT -5
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
WOW, imagine a COP actually searching for dildos at your house, I would get at least 5 years!!
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
How the hell is one gonna pass, if neither can move?
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida
Well how else are you suppose to shower?
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Post by Moz on Apr 4, 2005 17:48:30 GMT -5
damn dude! how long did it take you to come up with that story? :-/its worse than when Herb ate my chicken friend who only wanted to cross the road.......you guys are relentless Luckily, eyes of the shifty variaty, i am top notch at spewing random african tree frog crap out my mind and onto the internet. it takes approximately the same amount of time for me to think of a random word banana that wasnt long. anyway it wasnt as if it was a random story, there was an element of truth in it...i.e. chickens only have one head  moz |
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Post by *shifty eyes* on Apr 5, 2005 3:42:38 GMT -5
ya know? I look at your posts....and I think to myself..hmmmm me and him are the same except for that whole gender difference......the randomness between us is astonishing.......although i think you are more skilled than i am.....i hope to learn from your wise ways oh master of randominity....
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Apr 5, 2005 14:42:17 GMT -5
You love him don't and want to marry him don't you?! Love is in the air....
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Post by *shifty eyes* on Apr 5, 2005 16:42:43 GMT -5
:oCan you read my innner thoughts..........holy crap!! get out of there and stop dirtying it up.........  |
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