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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Apr 12, 2005 21:21:44 GMT -5
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Post by luvurfeableweiners on Apr 12, 2005 21:23:41 GMT -5
I love kids!
moving on
Fact: you know your a redneck when your mom tells everyone in the family she saw you masturbating, and everyone sends you welcome back presents!
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Post by wepeel on Apr 15, 2005 17:42:43 GMT -5
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Moz
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Post by Moz on Apr 17, 2005 14:48:15 GMT -5
just a random fact: Loggerhead turtles do not sexually mature until they are 35 years old. awwwww haha!
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Post by Moz on Apr 17, 2005 14:55:37 GMT -5
uh no....you CANT have sex(at least turtles) until you're sexually mature...if the turtles could reproduce at any age say like 7 then they would sexually mature at the age of 7.......turtles dont go around having sex for no reason, they do it to reproduce only....you never hear a sad story on the news about some random turtle girl who got drunk at a post-party depression and was taken advantage of ......and then 9 months later she has some thug turtle's dozen kids.....it just doesnt happen......so at least for turtle's sakes they DONT have sex until they mature (at 35 apparently) ......."you and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel(give it to me now)....repeat a thousand times" haha...give me a few minutes i'll think of something to say, but you are earning top marks and the random front dibby
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Post by Laursie on Apr 17, 2005 15:38:05 GMT -5
I saw the Weezer thread .. and this thread so i thought i'd put a weezer fact in here.
Every time weezer make a new album, lead singer rivers cuomo checks himself into a mental institute afterwards.
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Post by Moz on Apr 17, 2005 15:41:29 GMT -5
FACT in England, Life Imprisonment = 25years
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Post by Ramone on Apr 17, 2005 23:03:43 GMT -5
Fact: I seriously hope the rest of my life is longer than 25 years...
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Post by *shifty eyes* on Apr 19, 2005 6:51:06 GMT -5
Fact:There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history. This leads me to believe there is an underwater society further advanced in technology and so much more economicly efficient than ours. Someone down there is living in a city of gold. The mer-people are swimming around in bling-bling. They have a show called pimp my ride just like we do, but they take sea-horses and pimp 'em out. Put little tv screens on their backs so the sea erchants can watch pimp my ride(of course) on their way to coral club where mermaids dance around for spare kelp for dirty old mer-men who dont want to go home to their sea-hag wives.......so in all actuality its like our world except they have more gold......hmmmm thats something to think about and now that I've exhausted my brain I have to go to school and sleep.........
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Post by abby1234519 on Apr 19, 2005 7:09:40 GMT -5
FACT: for the first week of haivng braces, you go through agony.im on day 2
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Post by Ramone on Apr 19, 2005 14:13:42 GMT -5
I know the pain...
Fact: rubberbands with brand new amps suck and get lost all over your house...
Another fact: Don't spike your cat's hair, because gel is a bitch to get out...
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Apr 19, 2005 14:14:35 GMT -5
I "love" Taco. I'm androgynous though, so I can have a kid and "like" Taco at the same time. Why do you ask?
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Post by Cheaplikeyourmum on Apr 19, 2005 14:16:08 GMT -5
FACT: for the first week of haivng braces, you go through agony.im on day 2 Fact.... the agony lasts the whole time you have braces, each time you get a canker sore, each time you get your braces tightened, loosened etc. Sorry.
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Post by *Kate* on Apr 19, 2005 15:06:01 GMT -5
FACT: for the first week of haivng braces, you go through agony.im on day 2 It hurts, but the wonders of ibuprofen are great for aching mouths ;D and believe me it's soo worth it once ya get them off
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Post by Ramone on Apr 19, 2005 18:29:34 GMT -5
Aahh, ibuprofen ... it will become your best friend... it's already mine...
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